Super Bowl: A clever enterprise where-in people pay thousands of dollars to descend upon a ridiculously overcapacity arena in the middle of nowhere to witness a gleeful smorgasbord of commercialism bookended by celebrities of yesteryear, swaddled in a cloak of unfounded patriotism. In it, players who represent cities they’ve never been citizens of compete for the entertainment of fans who don’t play the sport.

All in all, a fantastic American tradition, because Boston loses again!