Ignoring the masturbatory self-debate* of this Real Clear Politics blog, it would appear some conservatives are going above and beyond their calls that Obama’s a socialist (gasp!) into implying that he’s a National Socialist (oh no you di’n’t!). I would kindly point out to them who preceded our fair leader.

Then again, as a troll, I’m enjoying their mealy-mouthed explications way too damned much, as it can only lead to national humiliation and a fall from prominence, a la, say… the Whigs.

*Pro-tip: You can’t spend an entire article comparing somebody to Fascism when the concluding point of your article is that we shouldn’t compare people to Fascism without looking disingenuous. Just sayin’.